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Amish paradise
EgonieserDate: Friday, 2009-02-13, 0:49 AM | Message # 1
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise

Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise


If what you keep holds truth inside, stand up defend or lay down and die...

 
DRZ_KILLDate: Friday, 2009-02-13, 9:57 AM | Message # 2
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rofl, ive seen the video to that with the rabbi's dancing around. Wierd Al biggrin

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."
 
GIZMODate: Friday, 2009-02-13, 4:28 PM | Message # 3
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"Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter "

This one is my favy biggrin


Only the dead have seen the end of war! (Plato)

 
PsyNFSDate: Friday, 2009-02-13, 9:50 PM | Message # 4
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the funny thing is this is actually better than the original song lol happy


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EgonieserDate: Monday, 2009-02-16, 9:54 AM | Message # 5
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Yeah, i like the shit weird al does roflmao

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